What I need according to Google

I just saw this over on One Crazy Adventure. All you do is Google your name with "needs" after it. I thought it was pretty amusing.

• I need help drinking.
• I need to wake up or start getting some extra will power.
• I need a meal.
• I need to find a home where I can spend my golden years and be a cherished member of a family.
• I need a break
• I need help so please help me!
• I need prayer.
• I need a dentist picture.
• I need a miracle.
• I need a clever name.

I think that about sums up my life. :-)